1. Having sex in the morning, your love was foreign to me.
    It made me think maybe human is not such a bad thing to be.
    But I just laid there in protest, entirely fucked.
    It’s such a stubborn reminder one perfect night’s not enough. 

    (Source: steeltrapyourtongue, via contenderforeverything)

     
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  3. synful22:

    Oh my god!

    (Source: missl0nelyhearts, via rollierodz)

     

  4. lokiloo:

    My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

    I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

    (via puppetskill)

     
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  6. drawmeafteryou:

    kidzbopofficial:

    sosuperawesome:

    Katie Vernon

    this is cool wow

    This makes me happy.

    (via systemofadowny)

     
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  8. (Source: floresenelatico, via guy)

     
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  10. grillfriend:

    pechikoto:

    pluiez:

    grillfriend:

    i made my classmates appreciate the sky today

    Wow

    HOLY SHIT DIDNT U POST IT LIKE 2 DAYS AGO

    ON WEDNESDAY FUCK

    (via trust)

     
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  12. ruinedchildhood:

    yo yo yo let it go

    (Source: four-big-idiots, via onlylolgifs)

     
  13. (Source: hippiesispunkz, via pwussy)

     

  14. blakeliversage:

    neednt:

    viderudeath:

    kaworushin:

    i wish i was a boy instead of a girl they dont have periods and they dont get as many unwelcome sexual comments as girls do 

    boys have to deal with girls on their periods

    shove a cactus in your anus buddy

    Shove a jumbo sized tampon in your vaginal space missy, none of that extra absorbent pad shit

    (Source: darmani)

     
  15. (Source: player4eva, via pacifized)